A Superwog Breakfast - A post dedicated to Greg Krooza

Best way to start a weekend - breakfast with Greg Kroooooosarastsastsastysky.

Let me tell you a bit about Greg.
FOUR FUN FACTS
#1Greg is the kind of guy that does what he wants when he wants. As someone that likes to take care of business, i respect that. He wears jeans that cut off circulation to every part of his anatomy, but he doesn't care.
#2Greg doesn't care what anyone thinks about him. Greg moons social norms with his behaviour. It's magical.
#3Greg is Macedonian. Greg went to Salesian College in Oakleigh (wog central).He is 100% pure certified wog blooded, but doesn't act like it. The beauty of this is that when he wants to act like a wog he is so legit that it's incredible to watch.
#4Greg has a greater love for guitars that he does for women. So for the ladies out there if you want to get to know Greg better learn these words: FENDER, P-BASS,AMP, EFFECTS, PEDAL, ERNIE BALL, VINTAGE. That will get you to about 1minute of conversing until Greg realises you aren't legit and gives you a 'Fulleh sick backhand bro.'

We both had the most perfect toast of our lives. It was incredible. It's depressing to know that for the rest of my life it's all downhill from here when it comes to toast enjoyment.The ratio of butter-bread was impeccable.

We then headed across the road to music junction (some lamo music store). I finally was able to see and hold a Roland AX Synth.

 On the way home while i was driving, Greg, inspired by Superwog, yelled, 'WHAT A HEAD,' to random people passing by. Greg does the things i want to do but never do. He is awesome.